kich0:

this dog looks super saiyan


Such bae. Much doge. What face. Wow.


ummatii:

An honest friendship is one in which even after weeks of not speaking, things are still the same whenever you choose to speak. I don’t see the obsession with talking to people every single day online or over text just to call yourselves friends. If you don’t talk to me for a while, I’m not going to assume you don’t want to be friends.

(via koestebek)


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mxsxlf:

marrmaidd:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'did you get home safe'

'i can't wait to eat your ass'

(via ifoundjulez)


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evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much


I never even did the mom’s one as a kid. But this semester is too real and I’m about to get down with this tumblr mojo.

I’m on psych watch

And the patient is aggressive. The best part is, after the verbal, physical, sexual, and multiple racist assaults on the staff, its found out he’s a retired police officer. Why am I NOT SURPRISED.


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Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made, or by dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.

-Alan Cohen (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

😭


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antisdeceptive:

I am a big fan of white wine. Red wine is not my cup of tea but lately I’ve been buying red wine and I think it gives you more of a buzz. So I approve. 

🍷


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thelouielouie:

Next time it’s 11:11, I’m gonna wish for my eyebrows to be fleek.

#Same


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There are poems
inside of you
that paper can’t
handle.

-(via buteur)

Because they’ll be used against you in the court of law.

(Source: rustyvoices, via thelouielouie)


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Anonymous asked: can i borrow 20 bucks

thesejulez:

You need to fill out a form and you need to present an entire powerpoint as to what you plan on doing with the money and why I should lend it to you.

If you pass. The money is yours

Watch you get another stalker talking bout “I made a PowerPoint and you didn’t respond to me. Why no attention for my effort.”

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johncagz:

It’s cute how people complain to me about working Mondays and I’m over here working Friday nights, weekend nights, and major holidays.

(via g8mrxxvii)


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